I never thought I would sympathize with a convicted sex offender before I took this job, but no matter how hard this guy is trying to change his life, it seems like every law and every precaution is just serving to slam more doors in his face.
Not a reporter.
I made a few last year, maybe we should bring ‘em back for tomorrow. :)
"My hotel has no water. If restored, the front desk says, ‘do not use on your face because it contains something very dangerous.’"
Someone else should suggest to the entire Olympic journalist corps that they keep headphones with a constant loop of Yakety Sax going in their ears. This is just a thought I had, because I’m a terrible person.