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The Heartbleed Hit List: The Passwords You Need to Change Right Now

gretchenwienershadcracked:

chescaleigh:

Hey friends, I know this might seem like a huge pain in the ass, but you gotta change your passwords. This is one of the biggest internet security flaws in history and your personal data including your credit card info could be compromised. I had to change my Tumblr password TWICE today because of suspicious activity. This isn’t a joke. Before changing your passwords makes sure to check the above linked list on Mashable and make sure that the flaw has been patched on that specific sites AND THEN change your password. Also, if you have Gmail or are using Gmail for business, it’s a good idea to set up 2-step verification just to be extra safe.

be careful, guys!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WELCOME BACK TO BNN NEWS, YOUR UP-TO-THE-MINUTE SOURCE FOR EVERYTHING NEWSWORTHY. I’M BRIAN ANDROCONIA AND WE’RE HERE WITH RIVETING NEW UPDATES REGARDING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF FLOWER GH760, LAST SEEN IN THE HENDERSONS’ GARDEN EARLY TUESDAY MORNING. AUTHORITIES CAN’T CONFIRM IF THE FLOWER WAS CUT BY THE HENDERSONS THEMSELVES OR PICKED BY A PASSING STRANGER, NOR DID ANYONE SEE ITS REMOVAL, SO I’LL ACTUALLY JUST BE LISTING OFF NUMEROUS OTHER POSSIBILITIES RANGING FROM THE MILDLY LIKELY TO THE PATENTLY RIDICULOUS, INTERSPERSED WITH MANY INVENTIVE REPHRASINGS OF THE TWO CONCRETE DETAILS WE DO POSSESS, WHICH ARE BASICALLY THAT THERE USED TO BE A FLOWER AND NOW IT’S GONE, NONSTOP FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AND CALLING THOSE THINGS UPDATES. GOD IT’S A GREAT TIME TO BE A JOURNALIST.